Suddenly, there were the quiet whispers of admiration on the local group ride.  Acts of deference when you moved up through the pack.  There were those spectators loudly gasping at your capacity for Suffering.  Yes, when you put on the new Sufferlandrian kit, people began to look at your differently.  They saw you for what you really are.  And rightly so.

The new Sufferlandrian collection is an instant classic.  Not least because the striking design features the iconic Sufferlandrian Laser Goat, internationally reconized and feared symbol of never giving up.

An extremely high quality, performance oriented collection, these are some of CUORE’s highest quality products.  The full range is available to all Sufferlandrians except for the KOS jersey, which only registered Knights of Sufferlandria may purchase. 

Please note that orders are processed on the 15th and 30th of every month.  All CUORE products are being custom made for you.  Delivery time is typically 6-8 weeks after the shop has closed.  All sales are final and there are no returns or exchanges.